This is a public service announcemnet for you guys! Don’t try to cheat a witch especially when she’s your girlfriend too. When I found out that my girlfriend was pregnant I decided to dump her. I told her I was not ready to be a father and that she was her fault because she didn’t take the pill, She answered back that respected the decision of not being the father but that I would be a good aunt.
So she changed me in the shape you see now.I even have to wear this ridiculous shirt in order to
warn the other boys in the same conditions. Eventually she said that if I behaved well she would make me the father again.
