Aug 28, 2017

A Long Hunting

It took me almost thirsty years but finally I’ve found you! You had been very good to vanish without a trace but now I can see my old face in every manner! I’ve got another amulet so it’s time to give back my body, my money and my life! It’s your turn to deal with the menopause!

Aug 18, 2017

Not the Father Anymore

This is a public service announcemnet for you guys! Don’t try to cheat a witch especially when she’s your girlfriend too. When I found out that my girlfriend was pregnant I decided to dump her. I told her I was not ready to be a father and that she was her fault because she didn’t take the pill, She answered back that respected the decision of not being the father but that I would be a good aunt.
So she changed me in the shape you see now.I even have to wear this ridiculous shirt in order to
warn the other boys in the same conditions. Eventually she said that if I behaved well she would make me the father again.