•EX-husband please no I know he is out of town sorry
•So I'll have to spend another day in your body UGH
•Yes but I remind you that if you had just mowed the lawn, none of this would have happened.
You went into the garage and started tinkering with the stuff my ex-husband left behind.
•I was just looking for something to protect me from the sun, little did I know that Aztec headdress would swap our bodies!
•I understand, but tonight is Valentine's Day, I will take the opportunity to go out with your girlfriend.
•What You can't do that, you can't pretend to be me!!!
•Yes I can and I haven't had a date in a long time and she deserves a special night, don't worry I was a young girl too, I know what she wants.
•Okay, if you say so, so I will be alone tonight
•Feel sorry for you, but if you go to my bedroom you will find a vibrator to keep you company Happy Valentine's Day Mrs. Jones!
