Reflections on the Mirror [italian cap]

Dear readers even if italian is my mother language I've never made a caption in italian on this blog before. But since italian is even one of the most languages studied in the world I suppose that among  you someone could understand this cap. In the end there's always google translator.

Accidenti alla mia ostinazione! Quando Christina mi disse che era lesbica avrei dovuto lasciar perdere invece no sono andato dalla maga più brava della città e le ho chiesto un incantesimo che mi trasformasse in donna per un giorno. 

La maga lo ha fatto ma avrei dovuto essere più specifico, ora sono una donna è vero ma la classica tipa eterosessuale! Ora devo trovare il coraggio di voltarmi, farla rivestire e dire a lei che l’unica cosa che possiamo fare insieme oggi pomeriggio è lo shopping!

The Password

Paul is trying desperately to recall the password who used to sign up to the site called switch.com. Yesterday he came across this site that promised to live the experience to be someone else. The only thing to do was filling the form with his data and the data of a new figure then pressing enter and he will be magically transformed into the person he has chosen to be.  So he decided  to live the experience of be a woman  but not a normal woman he set the parameters to be the classic bimbo.
So that night he had a lot of fun going out in skimpyclothes, chatting with the girls, using his big breast to have free drinks and even going in bed with an handsome man.
Today he decided to stop the experiment and return back in his original body but he had to access to the site again to restorehis original data. Poor boy! He lowered his IQ so much that
he doesn’t remember the password only named «password»

The Marriage Counselor

Jack and Jane  have just returned from the therapyst and they’re both angry. About two months ago they realized that their relation was suffering so they decided to go to a marriage counselor. They found a therapyst who suggest  them to walk a mile in each other’s shoes... literally!
It turned out that the therapyst was a witch and she swichted their bodies in order to understand each other better. So after a month they came back to the therapyst to check the development unfortunately the woman said that was not enogh obliged the couple to stay as each other for another month. Jack has another reason to be angry, his period will start tomorrow.

Daily Task

Don’t give that look “Carol” because you made the rules!
When you were the boss you said that if i wanted to keep my job in this company
I had to make you a blow job every morning!
So you were very happy when I accepted with no more questions but you didn’t expect that I knew magic and now the tables have turned, well it’s time to go down, I will have a long day!