Stand-up Comedy after the Great Shift

I was a boy. All I needed to do was go out with aftershave on. Then I could conquer the world. Now, with an eye contour, waterproof mascara, lip gloss, and volumizing hairspray, I'm ready to dump the trash.

I only experienced the heat during the summer. Now, thanks to my approaching menopause, I feel like a Flamethrower Pokémon. Now, with these hot flashes, I could cook a steak on my chest in five seconds — no joke!

In my twenties, eating a four-cheese pizza and drinking an ice-cold beer at midnight wasn't a problem. Now I risk getting an upset stomach just looking at a plate of French fries. That's why I always carry a bottle of Pepto Bismol in my bag.

The truth is that, in my twenties, my body was like an amusement park. Now, it's a museum. With signs: “Caution: Do not touch. Sensitive area. Risk of inflammation."

 

Twin Sister by Chance

I needed money to pay for college, so I started looking for a part-time job. Since I am good with children, I was looking for a job as a babysitter. Unfortunately, no one was willing to hire a male babysitter but the solution came to me thanks to finding the Medallion of Zulo. I took a blouse from my girlfriend, and thanks to that, I became Pauline, the most popular babysitter in the neighborhood on weekends.

My girlfriend found out everything, but she was supportive. She also wants me to spend time with her like a real twin sister. The only thing I do not understand is that she wants 20% of my earnings as the right to use her body.

Personalized Training

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Jeff was a well-known personal trainer in the industry. His motto was, "If you want it, you can have it," 

and he believed that those who couldn't stay in shape were just lazy. He met Martha. She had been fighting excess weight for a lifetime. He gave her a program to follow. It was made up of exercises and very strict diets. Unfortunately, things didn't go as planned. After three months, Martha had lost a few pounds; he treated her terribly, telling her that she hadn't tried hard enough. Martha left, crying, but came back the next day with a plan for revenge. She told Jeff that if he was as good as he claimed, he would reshape her body. So she cast a spell, and their bodies switched places. She told Jeff that he would need to reach his weight loss goals within the next three months. Jeff had no choice but to agree. In the nearly three months that followed, he discovered that it was very difficult to adhere to his program in Marta's body. He was morbidly attracted to sweets, and his situation worsened during  PMS. There were only a few days left until the program ended, and when Martha returned, he felt like he would have to stay like this for another three months. All he had to do was convince Martha to accept herself as she was, and perhaps recommend some slimming leggings.

 

The Social Mom

Happy Mother`s Day

Two weeks ago, Gloria, fed up with her lazy teenage son Ethan, convinced him to swap bodies with her to help him understand the responsibilities of being a single mom. A week ago, she convinced him to do the swap and they went to a swap clinic. Today, after a whole day out, she comes home and finds Ethan in her bedroom:

Hey Ethan, or should I say Mom, it's time to get dinner ready.

Just a moment mommy or better darling I'll finish updating your social profiles and do it.

Social profiles? look, I'm only registered on Facebook.

That's why you're such a boomer. You are now subscribed to Instagram and Tiktok, Oh, I forgot, I also subscribed you 

on Twitch under the name of  The Mommystreamer.

Okay, I understand, but remember, the whole point of this project is to make you feel like a grown woman, and now 

stop playing!

Ok Mom, as you wish.

And with that, he jumped out of bed and headed for the kitchen. What Gloria didn't know was that Ethan had also signed her up for Tinder. Tonight, in the role of Gloria, he would have gone on a date with a dark-haired forty-year-old man., If he was to feel like a single woman, it was also true in the realm of love.

 

From Brilliant Student to Executive Director of Marketing Division

 Martin was a young man fresh out of college who had been working in the marketing department of a large corporation for a few months.Her supervisor was Amanda Pennington, known as the cold bitch because of her temper, and it is said that her husband left her because of it; anyway, she was pretty nice to Martin. One day she called him into her office and told him she needed a favor, She had finally managed to find Zulo's famous medallion and wanted to use it to exchange with him, so that she could see what her colleagues thought of her and take action to improve the working condition while he would get to experience serving as acting leader. To convince him to accept, she promised him a promotion, and he did. Since they both lived alone, it was easier to enter each other's lives without giving too many indications; it was decided that this would last for two weeks.The first week went smoothly, and in his new role, Martin noticed that his colleagues treated him with more respect, even if they were more distant from him-her. Occasionally, in the corridors, he would exchange glances of understanding with the new Martin, and it was a source of excitement to him. Another source of excitement was to spend the weekend at Amanda's mansion. The following Monday, she arrived at the office early, ready to start the final week as Amanda, but as she checked her emails, she saw one that caught her eye:

Dear Amanda (get used to the name)

actually you have to know that I didn't need your body to 

know what my colleagues think of me, as a woman I have 

made a lot of sacrifices to get where I am now, after all this 

I am considered the bitch on duty and I can't accept it. If I 

were a man, they would not have treated me that way, so I 

decided to use your identity to escape that toxic place. By 

the time you read this email, I will be on my way to another 

country to start my life again, but this time as a young man. 

About you, you are now Amanda Pennington, Executive 

Director of the Marketing division. Congratulations! 

You got the promotion you were looking for! You also 

acquired my mansion and my bank account (I only took the 

bare minimum).If you want, we can use this email to keep us 

in contract, otherwise I just have to wish you good luck, 

Amanda!

P.S. The medallion is lying somewhere 

       at the bottom of the ocean.

Misunderstood Wishes

Mark was a boy who, in order to earn some money, would  clear out the garages in his neighbourhood of things that were no longer in use. One day, while clearing out a garage, he found a brass lamp. Driven by curiosity, he began to rub it and a genie came into appearance. The genie told him he had three wishes to grant.  Mark thought that his body was out of shape and this was an obstacle to attracting girls. So he said the following words: “I want  body that women desire!” Unfortunately, the spirit misunderstood what he was saying and he found himself a female version of himself, but with the body women dream of: slim and flawless. Then I try to correct the first wish by saying: “I want to have the body that I've always dreamed of!” But once again the genius was misunderstood and now he seemed like the  sexier version of her secret high school crush. hen Mark started to panic. He wanted to put things right, but also to fulfil a personal wish, he said: “I want to live in luxury and still be a man!” The spirit said that he had made two wishes and that he could only fulfill the first part then he snapped his fingers and went back into the lamp. Mark was shocked and didn't know what to expect. Then hr saw a limousine pull into the driveway and stop. The door opened and an elegant gentleman came out and said:“Come on sweetie, let's go home.”

Wrong Room

Mark could not believe it, the actor of his dreams had come to town to make a movie. Through his contacts, he was able to find the hotel and the room he was staying in. It was the opportunity he had been waiting for. He guarded a powerful stone that allowed him to make a single wish.His greatest wish was to live like a celebrity, to have fame, women and money. Finally live a life as a protagonist, not a spectator then he made a wish to take the place of the person in room 408. The stone glowed and everything went dark.

He was immediately in the room of his choice, but realised that something was wrong. He was wearing nothing but lingerie and high heels. He was not a famous star, but an unknown woman.Little did he know, the room was not occupied by the actor, but by his secret lover.  At that moment there was a knock at the door and it was the famous actor who had come to spend a night of passion. Mark would have liked to hide, but he knew it was pointless, he might as well surrender to his new life, where he would play a protagonist role, if not the one he had dreamed of.

From Husband to Maid

“Make sure you clean up where you can't see it and remember to smile, I don't want my guests to think I'm treating you badly.”
“As you wish ma'am.”
Since my husband's replacement of our maid, things have been better in our family. I suspected he was having an affair with our maid, so I bought a swapping spell that would activate as soon as they had sex. And they did. So I carried out my revenge plan. They would stay that way until I forgave them for their actions. One month later, my husband is the submissive maid I always dreamed of. He does everything I tell him without complaining. To add to his humiliation, he has to do it in skimpy clothes and high heels. His hope is that he will be back in his body as soon as possible, but he has no idea that our maid is turning out to be a great husband. She proved to be an excellent replacement, not only in the office but also in the bedroom. I think for my sake he will have to stay like this for a few more months.

 

Putting Things Right

Olivia couldn't believe it, her brother had the reversal rings in his hands that had been vanished almost twenty years ago. Back then she was still Jack, and thanks to these rings she helped her sister pass the college exam in her place. They had decided to put the rings in the locker, but when they went to get them, the locker had been burgled and the rings were gone. They make the decision to adapt to their new lives and move on. Now he had decided to tell her the truth. She had faked a theft because she was jealous of his life, but now she was ready to put things right. Olivia's reaction was surprising:

Well, now I understand why you were quicker than me to adapt to my role. Instead, I had to go to a therapist because mum and dad didn't understand why their daughter was so depressed. But, in the end, I made it: as a woman, I have accepted my condition. I also graduated and then got married.I know why you want to make the exchange now,you're divorcing your wife and your job sucks,while you have a husband and son who love me and a well-paid job.. You ruined my life once, you won't do it again, I am, and I will always be, Olivia, and so will you, Jack. So do me a favour and throw those rings away for real this time. Now excuse me, I have to go and prepare dinner for my family, goodbye!

Happy Valentine's Day Mrs Jones!

•Hi have you talked to your husband? 

•EX-husband please no I know he is out of town sorry

•So I'll have to spend another day in your body UGH

•Yes but I remind you that if you had just mowed the lawn, none of this would have happened. 

  You went into the garage and   started tinkering with the stuff my ex-husband left behind.

•I was just looking for something to protect me from the sun, little did I know that Aztec headdress   would swap our bodies!

•I understand, but tonight is Valentine's Day, I will take the opportunity to go out with your girlfriend.

•What You can't do that, you can't pretend to be me!!!

•Yes I can and I haven't had a date in a long time and she deserves a special night, don't worry I was  a  young girl too, I know what   she wants.

•Okay, if you say so, so I will be alone tonight

•Feel sorry for you, but if you go to my bedroom you will find a vibrator to keep you company Happy   Valentine's Day Mrs. Jones!

Occasional Girlfriend

 Ever since he was dumped, my best friend Eric was really down and didn't want to do anything. One day I came to his house and said I would do anything to cheer him up. Then he pulled out the legendary medallion of Zuo and said he would be very happy if I pretended to be his ex-girlfriend; there was something in my heart that was in favour of it. We took the clothes she had left in the closet and I began to change my appearance.  Once the transformation was complete, I started to dress and make up like her; I would be his girlfriend for the afternoon.

We spent the time going to the park and then to the cafe like a normal couple. Eric was so pleased that we decided to do it again tonight. I've started to like it too, because he behaves like a true gentleman; He's bought me dinner and drinks, held doors open for me and even let me win at bowling.I know what he has in mind, he wants me to spend the night at his house, but I'm not ready. Who knows, maybe a couple more weekends of princess treatment will change my mind!For now, I'll just smile, bat my eyelashes, give him an innocent kiss on the lips, and thank him for the wonderful evening.