The Best Wife He's Ever Had

Henry entered the house and went into the kitchen, where he found 
someone who appeared to be his wife:
Hi darling, how was your day? Dinner will be ready in a few minutes!
Oh, stop the charade, Martha, or whoever you are!
But what are you saying, darling? Maybe you're stressed. Relax on 
the couch while I...
Stop it! I have been keeping you in mind for a week. You have changed.
Yes, darling, it's true: I've changed. Today, I went to the hairdresser, 
and then I found this dress at the market. As for the shoes, they 
were gathering dust in the wardrobe, so I thought...
It's not about how you look, but how you act. You've recently become 
nicer and we haven't argued anymore.
It's because I realised that I still love you and I can't live without you, 
darling.
Don't try to fool me. I know my wife has started divorce proceedings.
But then she thought back. To when they opened the swap clinic. 
Oh my God! I understand. She did the swap, right? I want to know 
what your true identity is!
Henry approaches the woman in a threatening tone.
OK, you win. I'm not your wife; my name is Deborah. I was broke. 
Your wife contacted me and said that I would have a loving husband and 
a roof over my head, and that I would no longer have to worry about the 
future. In exchange, she would start a new life in my younger body. 
The woman continued the story, saying that if he let her stay, she would 
be the best wife he had ever had. Eventually, Henry was persuaded, and 
that night they had sex for the first time since the exchange. What Henry 
doesn't know is that his wife wanted to start her life over as a man, not 
a woman. So, she swapped bodies with William, not Deborah. However, 
William lacked the courage to tell Henry the truth for fear of rejection. 
But he is sure that when Henry gets used to sharing the bed with him, 
he will tell him the whole story. In a year or two, maybe.

Stand-up Comedy after the Great Shift

I was a boy. All I needed to do was go out with aftershave on. Then I could conquer the world. Now, with an eye contour, waterproof mascara, lip gloss, and volumizing hairspray, I'm ready to dump the trash.

I only experienced the heat during the summer. Now, thanks to my approaching menopause, I feel like a Flamethrower Pokémon. Now, with these hot flashes, I could cook a steak on my chest in five seconds — no joke!

In my twenties, eating a four-cheese pizza and drinking an ice-cold beer at midnight wasn't a problem. Now I risk getting an upset stomach just looking at a plate of French fries. That's why I always carry a bottle of Pepto Bismol in my bag.

The truth is that, in my twenties, my body was like an amusement park. Now, it's a museum. With signs: “Caution: Do not touch. Sensitive area. Risk of inflammation."

 

Twin Sister by Chance

I needed money to pay for college, so I started looking for a part-time job. Since I am good with children, I was looking for a job as a babysitter. Unfortunately, no one was willing to hire a male babysitter but the solution came to me thanks to finding the Medallion of Zulo. I took a blouse from my girlfriend, and thanks to that, I became Pauline, the most popular babysitter in the neighborhood on weekends.

My girlfriend found out everything, but she was supportive. She also wants me to spend time with her like a real twin sister. The only thing I do not understand is that she wants 20% of my earnings as the right to use her body.

Personalized Training

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Jeff was a well-known personal trainer in the industry. His motto was, "If you want it, you can have it," 

and he believed that those who couldn't stay in shape were just lazy. He met Martha. She had been fighting excess weight for a lifetime. He gave her a program to follow. It was made up of exercises and very strict diets. Unfortunately, things didn't go as planned. After three months, Martha had lost a few pounds; he treated her terribly, telling her that she hadn't tried hard enough. Martha left, crying, but came back the next day with a plan for revenge. She told Jeff that if he was as good as he claimed, he would reshape her body. So she cast a spell, and their bodies switched places. She told Jeff that he would need to reach his weight loss goals within the next three months. Jeff had no choice but to agree. In the nearly three months that followed, he discovered that it was very difficult to adhere to his program in Marta's body. He was morbidly attracted to sweets, and his situation worsened during  PMS. There were only a few days left until the program ended, and when Martha returned, he felt like he would have to stay like this for another three months. All he had to do was convince Martha to accept herself as she was, and perhaps recommend some slimming leggings.