Misunderstood Wishes

Marx was a boy who, in order to earn some money, would  clear out the garages in his neighbourhood of things that were no longer in use. One day, while clearing out a garage, he found a brass lamp. Driven by curiosity, he began to rub it and a genie came into appearance. The genie told him he had three wishes to grant.  Mark thought that his body was out of shape and this was an obstacle to attracting girls. So he said the following words: “I want  body that women desire!” Unfortunately, the spirit misunderstood what he was saying and he found himself a female version of himself, but with the body women dream of: slim and flawless. Then I try to correct the first wish by saying: “I want to have the body that I've always dreamed of!” But once again the genius was misunderstood and now he seemed like the  sexier version of her secret high school crush. hen Mark started to panic. He wanted to put things right, but also to fulfil a personal wish, he said: “I want to live in luxury and still be a man!” The spirit said that he had made two wishes and that he could only fulfill the first part then he snapped his fingers and went back into the lamp. Mark was shocked and didn't know what to expect. Then hr saw a limousine pull into the driveway and stop. The door opened and an elegant gentleman came out and said:“Come on sweetie, let's go home.”