Hey man, come closer! I heard you want to be a girl. Why do you want to be female? I don't understand. We are physically weaker and more vulnerable. We always have to worry about going out alone and being catcalled in the street. Do you even know that you can get overpowered very easily in a female body? We also have to deal with feminine regimen that men doesn't have to deal with. We menstruate every month and we have to deal with hormone surges. Estrogen makes us feel very soft and emotional. Not to mention the cost of tampons and pads! Do you really want that? We have to worry about getting pregnant when we have sex. I'd rather have a dick between my legs than a tiny clitoris and a pussy that gets wet. You're crazy to want this.
We can't stand to pee like men when we're desperate to relieve ourselves. We have no choice but to awkwardly squat and pee while exposing our butts. It's so inconvenient. We also have to wear a bra when we go out otherwise, our nipples stood out from our clothes. Do you know how much of a chore that is? Speaking of clothes, we are required to wear dresses and skirts to many formal events and workplaces. We also have to carry a stupid handbag because skirts and pants have no pockets. As you can see, women's clothing is not so practical; are you really sure you want to deal with all this?
Okay, let's be each other. Let's trade our bodies. I want to be a guy and you can get to be a real girl. I have a spell to make it happen. You can have my female body for good. I will have your manhood if you hate it that much. You can have my tits and my pussy. Enjoy being weak and petits because I don't want go back. Have fun being a woman while I have all your male privileges. And one more thing, don't forget to wipe from front to back, okay? Well let's swap!
Despite all the negative of being female; I would still swap with her any day of the week.
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