Wish Gone Wrong [guest cap]

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Going to Work by Bike

Matthew took his bike and went to work, the morning air crept under his skirt and reminded him of his new anatomy. Two months ago he was a manager with a brilliant career but one day his envious neighbour decided to steal his body, life and girlfriend and run away in a tropical paradise. 
Now he had to work as a receptionist to make ends meet. He hated that hislegs  were always on display for the gaze of the clients but he couldn’t change the dress code. But what he hated most was going to work by bicycle; when he was a man he possessed a custom-built car but now 
he couldn’t drive even a town car beacuse this girl never had license. 
He missed his four wheels more than his two ballls.