Showing posts with label Valentine's Day. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Valentine's Day. Show all posts

Feb 13, 2025

Happy Valentine's Day Mrs Jones!

•Hi have you talked to your husband? 
•EX-husband please no I know he is out of town sorry
•So I'll have to spend another day in your body UGH
•Yes but I remind you that if you had just mowed the lawn, none of this would have happened. 
  You went into the garage and   started tinkering with the stuff my ex-husband left behind.
•I was just looking for something to protect me from the sun, little did I know that Aztec headdress   would swap our bodies!
•I understand, but tonight is Valentine's Day, I will take the opportunity to go out with your girlfriend.
•What You can't do that, you can't pretend to be me!!!
•Yes I can and I haven't had a date in a long time and she deserves a special night, don't worry I was  a  young girl too, I know what   she wants.
•Okay, if you say so, so I will be alone tonight
•Feel sorry for you, but if you go to my bedroom you will find a vibrator to keep you company Happy   Valentine's Day Mrs. Jones!

Feb 14, 2024

Valentine's Day Disaster

 
Mark couldn't understand what was happening to his girlfriend Evelyn. He had organised their Valentine's Day down to the last detail. But she seemed determined to sabotage it. As soon as they entered the restaurant, she took off her heels, saying her feet hurt. Then she started drinking and drank an entire bottle of wine. At some point during the meal, she approached  the piano in the room and began to strum. She was clearly drunk. 

Poor Mark, he doesn't know that inside his girlfriend's body is her little brother Jimmy. Evelyn was an apprentice witch and wanted to use a spell to look more beautiful, but ended up swapping her body with Jimmy's. Luckily the spell only lasted 24 hours, but it meant that Jimmy had to go on her date with Mark. Before leaving, Evelyn gave Jimmy some instructions on how to behave, but unfortunately to  no avail.


Feb 14, 2022

Valentine's Day Alone

                               
It was my best friend and he was alone on Valentine’s Day, like me. He said that evening I would be his girlfriend. He used a magic spell to change me.I was furious but I couldn’t help it. He gave me the clothes of  his ex and I spent more than an hour doing my make up and combing my hair. When we were ready to go out he received a message from a girl who invited him at her home. So he said me I waslucky because I would have avoided the humiliation of be the girl of another male but all I thought about was that bitch stole my boyfriend on this special night!