Stand-up Comedy after the Great Shift

I was a boy. All I needed to do was go out with aftershave on. Then I could conquer the world. Now, with an eye contour, waterproof mascara, lip gloss, and volumizing hairspray, I'm ready to dump the trash.

I only experienced the heat during the summer. Now, thanks to my approaching menopause, I feel like a Flamethrower Pokémon. Now, with these hot flashes, I could cook a steak on my chest in five seconds — no joke!

In my twenties, eating a four-cheese pizza and drinking an ice-cold beer at midnight wasn't a problem. Now I risk getting an upset stomach just looking at a plate of French fries. That's why I always carry a bottle of Pepto Bismol in my bag.

The truth is that, in my twenties, my body was like an amusement park. Now, it's a museum. With signs: “Caution: Do not touch. Sensitive area. Risk of inflammation."

 

Serious Change

That stupid deaf witch! I asked for a serious change in my life, not a sex change! Wait! I want you to cancel my wish or at least teach me how to walk in heels!

 

Improving My Skills

 

Although the Great Shift put me in my mother’s body, it doesn’t mean that I have also acquired her cooking skills.

Halloween Sexy Costume

It’s only when the time came to go to the toilet that Michael’s coworkers found out that he was not at home and sick but that he wore the most sexy costume of the company Halloween party.

The Downside of Marrying a Witch

 - Please honey change me back, I didn’t want to say that things about you!

- That not a punishment my dear au contraire it’s the realization of your wish: you complained about the lack of a proper woman of the house but now there is; only it’s you instead of me!
 Don’t worry a week goes by soon if  you do all the chores assigned.
- Can I at least take these heels off? My feet are killing me. 
- I remind you that you also wanted a sexy woman so get back to work or i will keep you in this shape for a  whole year!

Playing with the Balls

            

Jimmy was the only one of his team who was hit by the Gender Wave. At the same time he kept to play streeetball with his friends thanks to some tricks. He weared the wedges to compensate the height and  thongs to distract the opponents. But his big weapon was his enormous breast. It’s hard to play well when you see three balls on the court.

April Fool's Day

Which joke came out better?

 

Tara's Joke

Tom's Joke

Not Very Ladylike

Thanks to the magic book Michael has finally managed to become a woman but certanly not  a lady.

Speed Limit

 Once motorists slowed down because they were afraid of agent Parker’s speed gun now, after the Gender Wave, they slow down to better admire her stunning legs.

Shopping List

Greg was an eager consumer of beer, steaks and razors now, after the Gender Wave as Jenny, she has discovered diet food to keep the line but she keep to use razors not for the beard but for her legs and other private parts.

Casual Friday

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Mother Daughter Time

Stop Hiding!

Stop hiding Leonard!  I know it’s you behind the make-up and the wig. When your sister said me that you spending your afternoons trying her clothes my first intention was to taunt you but after seeing your smooth sexy legs I want to take you out to dinner  so are you free tonight miss?

Tight Team

Despite the gender wave, Brian still likes to play football with the collegues during the lunch break.

The More Things Change The More They Stay The Same

Jack and Bill have always been fighting for who would had taken the daddy sport car on saturday night but after the Gender Wave they always argue about who will go out with the mommy trendy handbag.

Born to Sell

When Tom saw in the newspaper  the ad for a car dealer, he thought it was his chance. He was born to sell and the next day he appeared at the job interview. They told him that they would take it and present the contract immediately. He signed up quickly and thanked them. Unfortunately for him he did not read a clause where he was supposed to wear a woman's costume to attract more customers.

The Wonder Woman Pose

Psychologists recommend to take the wonder woman pose to improve self esteem but Mick was a real perfectionist and so he decided to assume the whole look and shape of the superheroine.

A Little Benefit

After the GS Bob was very sorry tobe  in a body of a woman, but now when he does the morning streching he can take every positions without the fear of squeezing the family jewels.

Unaprecciated Gift

"Hey Jim don't be afraid!  I'm not Kelly but your best friend Danny I’ve bought a magic spell in a SRU shop and so I've taken the shape of your former girlfriend. I kow how much you miss her so I decided to make you a surprise for your birthday: a night of great plesaure... 

Wait a moment! What  does it mean Kelly broke up with you because she found out you're gay? Oh shit! I’ve spent my money for nothing!"