Stand-up Comedy after the Great Shift

I was a boy. All I needed to do was go out with aftershave on. Then I could conquer the world. Now, with an eye contour, waterproof mascara, lip gloss, and volumizing hairspray, I'm ready to dump the trash.

I only experienced the heat during the summer. Now, thanks to my approaching menopause, I feel like a Flamethrower Pokémon. Now, with these hot flashes, I could cook a steak on my chest in five seconds — no joke!

In my twenties, eating a four-cheese pizza and drinking an ice-cold beer at midnight wasn't a problem. Now I risk getting an upset stomach just looking at a plate of French fries. That's why I always carry a bottle of Pepto Bismol in my bag.

The truth is that, in my twenties, my body was like an amusement park. Now, it's a museum. With signs: “Caution: Do not touch. Sensitive area. Risk of inflammation."

 

Humans of the Great◄►Shift Part 3

Improving My Skills

 

Although the Great Shift put me in my mother’s body, it doesn’t mean that I have also acquired her cooking skills.

Humans of the Great◄►Shift Part 2

the second part of this fantastic series

Humans of the Great◄►Shift

Here it is a series of captions based on the idea of  TG Swapping Caps using  Humans of New York like ispiration. It was a good idea to renew a format after many years, so I'd like someone else continue this TG universe with pictures taken outdoor or in a public place like the original Humans; use the  logo I created above  if you want.

I invite you to read this reflection of Swap Girl: The Great Shift and Other Universes.

Panic at the Disco

Greg was walking through the corridor of the disco, when he crossed the eyes of a girl who was entering in the toilet. For a moment he figured to enter in her panties when the light gone out. When the light went back, he felt something on his lips and with much surprise saw the girl who was entered in the toilet. In shock he continued to put the lipstick like a robot for another minute.

Golden Slumbers

After the Great Shift the six years old Johnny was changed with his 24 years old neighbor Paula. Like a child he didn't get sleep without his teddy bear and diaper pants and so do the same in his new adult female body.

From Boy to Tomboy

After the Great Shift  the student Daniel, became Sara one of his former classmates. Despite his new gender, Daniel continued to behave like a boy dressing with a sloppy clothes. But one day the unexpected happned: he felt in love with a boy. They started to date and when he invited the new Sara to the prom, he felt unsuitable showing so unfeminine. So she  asked for help to the most popular girl in the school Tiffany. Now at Tiffany's home the new Sara has learned graceful gestures and  a new posture and how apply a make up but she's still fear of walking in high heels or wear a barbie dress like Tiffany but this is the price to pay for her new aquired feminity.

More Than a Friendship

Hey dude! Don't you think it's time to search our real bodies, get out of the bed!
Relax Jerry! You've heard the tv, there's the caos on the streets all we can do it's stay here in this hotel room waiting that things will fix.
But what will happen if this switch will be permanent?
Frankly man I don't care about; after seeing your new pair of legs, I think that between us there will be much more than a friendship!

A Little Benefit

After the GS Bob was very sorry tobe  in a body of a woman, but now when he does the morning streching he can take every positions without the fear of squeezing the family jewels.

The Way To Home

Tony was in his car, stopped at the traffic light when a big light hit him. Suddenly he found himself in another car and when he took look in the reaviewmirror saw a girl’s face instead of the usual one.
So he jumped out of the car but he nearly lost his balance due to his new high heels shoes. Around him there was confusion, the traffic was blocked so he decided to go home by foot but it's was harder than he expected; the long hair on his new face, the uncertain steps on the high heels made that a real challenge.

The Second Time

I’ve just turned the 18 for the second time in my life but the first time as a girl. Things that happen after the Great Shift.Two years ago I was a man ready to go to the college and I was spending the afternoon to my girlfriend’s house Susan when the tragedyhappened. I found myself in Susan’s little sister form, Kathy which found herself in her sister’s  body. My  old body was occupied by Susan’s father, the real Susan sadly was never found. My future in this world had changed I had become my 

girlfriend’s sister. The new Susan quickly adapted to the role of the big sister and she was going to teach me how use the body she occupied for almost sixteen years. So the following months  I’ve learnt things like doing make up and doing different hairstyles I even realized  I’m attracted to the boys. So tonight I’ve just invited the captain of the school football team to my party hoping  to make another thing for the second time: losing my virginity.

Loss of Authority

Emily's parents found themselves in each other's bodies after the GS but they decided to not reverse their parental roles. Tonight Emily is ready to go out with her friends in a new sexy black dress. Jim, Emily's father, has always make a big protest about the sexy dress of his daughter but now it's very hard to maintain his authority when you have to wear a skirt shorter than hers. So the only thing to do for Jim now it's smoking one of his favourite cigars, the only habit didn't change after the GS.

Obligations Double.

"Believe me Aron! When the Great Shift left me in the body of this woman I was happy, I was a simple office boy before and now I was the wife of one of the most important man of the city. I hoped to get my hands on his big fortune but after one day I found that he was one of the few people didn't change body also he imposed me to observe the previous premarital agreement if I didn't want to end up in the middle of the road. So now I'm always on a diet to keep my shape I must attend to boring social events and even satisfy his every sexual fantasy.
Sometimes Aron I'd like to be in your body, your not very rich but you're a widow."

The Morning's Problem

Everyday I had always been in late for work because my morning wood had prevented to relieve myself, but after the Great Shift I have still the time to read the news.

Surrounded

Suddenly after the GS, it must have been enjoyable for Howard looking down and seeing many female legs, but after one minute it must have been a shock to found out one pair of that fabulous legs belonged to him.

Office Routine

Old habits die hard. Even after the GS Brian is wasting time at work 

playing with the computer and reading his favourite men's magazine.

Lost Balance

Rita raised the head and saw her face who smiled kindly. It was evident that the little boy who wanted private lessons and invited her in his house set a trap for her. He used some magic to steal her body and so go away from this boring town and his bossy parents. With his new body and his smart brain he will become a celebrity for sure.

No More Excitement

Edward was a crossdresser and when the GS happened he found himself in the body of the next door girl. So now he has all the female clothes he wants but now they are just normal clothes only, without the thrill of excitement. One day he's gone in the bathroom wearing the most sexy lingerie he could have and try to masturbate but nothing of that aroused him. So his days of crossdresser were over and decided to catch that copy of Playgirl that found under the bed.

The First Date

A year has passed since the Great Shift happened. Mick had used to live the life of his sister Hilary and now is ready for his first date with a guy.

Without thinking he developed many feminine gestures like looking himself in the mirror many times a day and combing his hair with a brush. Now is ready to go out. His boyfriend Gerald will never suspect this body is inhabited by a former male.