Wish Gone Wrong [guest cap]

I asked Switch Hitter a caption with Ko-Fi in order to help him.

Going to Work by Bike

Matthew took his bike and went to work, the morning air crept under his skirt and reminded him of his new anatomy. Two months ago he was a manager with a brilliant career but one day his envious neighbour decided to steal his body, life and girlfriend and run away in a tropical paradise. 
Now he had to work as a receptionist to make ends meet. He hated that hislegs  were always on display for the gaze of the clients but he couldn’t change the dress code. But what he hated most was going to work by bicycle; when he was a man he possessed a custom-built car but now 
he couldn’t drive even a town car beacuse this girl never had license. 
He missed his four wheels more than his two ballls.

Tragic Halloween Night

                               

Please stop!
Ehi what’s up babe you need company?
No wait I’m not a prostitute I need to go to the police station!
Ok just calm down and tell me what’s happened.
Well I don’t know how to say that but I’m boy my name  is Robert and my body was stolen by a witch!
A witch? On Halloween night? That’s a joke right?
No you listen to me! I saw this girl and I made a rude comment about her outfit and she said I messed with the wrong girl and I needed to learn what it means to endure sexist jokes so she cast a spell and I’ve found myself in her body while she run away in mine.
What a strange story, are you ok?
Yes I mean no so please  bring me to the police!
Ok get in the car!
Poor guy! After the body theft his bad luck was not over yet. The stranger driver didn’t accompany him to the police, instead he took him to a private party where hewas introduced as Robbie the psycho bitch and forced to sexually satisfy every guest all night long.

Halloween Sexy Costume

It’s only when the time came to go to the toilet that Michael’s coworkers found out that he was not at home and sick but that he wore the most sexy costume of the company Halloween party.